Haven't seen this book in about 10 years! (The Loathsome Couple by Edward Gorey)

Wild Florida Coffee Plant (Psychotria nervosa)

Man I hate this job. If "Bob" could see me now, he'd be rolling over in his flying saucer coffin!

The Plague

a bigaldente joint

"...no one will ever be free so long as there are pestilences."

Deer Head Hammock

"Porto-potty of Love" by Agent Url

I was both delighted and disgusted by this juvinile attempt at direct mail