Are you getting enough oxygen?!?

Tired of taking the amphibious dune buggy to work? Introducing the 2007 DadBot 7-XL Transport Device. So easy to use, even a baby can operate it!

Section 23: "Your Police Record"
(Not quite as daunting as Section 24: "Your use of illegal drugs and drug activity")

Oh god! The lengths that I am going to in order to get through this security clearence! I've always said that I am going to wait for a social software that works before I subscribe to it; but it turns out that I must become part of friendster jr. just to get by nowadays. Maybe it will grow on me?!?

'Junior Biologist' - U.S. Department of Agriculture

The "Welcome to Hell" kit from our favorite german media corp.

Bitching Beach Cruiser

Pictures of people taking pictures #5

Current status (for participating goldstar™ agents)

Oh YES I did!!! (Bad Parking series #8)